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pantsokay 12

Joined Feb 2026

Posted 1 month ago

Where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream

LearnCrow 30

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 1 month ago

Originally posted by pantsokay 12 1 month ago

Where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream

But that's really not important to the story!

cubicsquares 8

Joined Dec 2025

Posted 1 month ago

Originally posted by LearnCrow 30 1 month ago

But that's really not important to the story!

Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist

LearnCrow 30

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 1 month ago

Originally posted by cubicsquares 8 1 month ago

Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist

With a spatula tattoed on her arm

(on her arm)

cubicsquares 8

Joined Dec 2025

Posted 4 weeks ago

But he didn't keep in touch

LearnCrow 30

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 4 weeks ago

Originally posted by cubicsquares 8 4 weeks ago

But he didn't keep in touch

then he lost her number

cubicsquares 8

Joined Dec 2025

Posted 3 weeks ago

Then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm

LearnCrow 30

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 3 weeks ago

And he spent his life savings on a split-level cave

cubicsquares 8

Joined Dec 2025

Posted 3 weeks ago

Twenty miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth)

LearnCrow 30

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 3 weeks ago

And he really makes a mighty fine jellybean and pickle sandwich

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