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slug 35

Joined Nov 2025

Posted 10 months ago

Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream...

slug 35

Joined Nov 2025

Posted 10 months ago

That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler!

LearnCrow 30

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 10 months ago

I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire with my FACE!

wal 4

Joined Jan 2025

Posted 10 months ago

aw yeah everybody was pretty jealous of me after that

LearnCrow 30

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 10 months ago

Originally posted by wal 4 10 months ago

aw yeah everybody was pretty jealous of me after that

I was gettin' a lot of attitude

LearnCrow 30

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 10 months ago

Originally posted by LearnCrow 30 10 months ago

I was gettin' a lot of attitude

Ok, like one time, I was out in the parking lot

Dew 14

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 10 months ago

Originally posted by LearnCrow 30 10 months ago

Ok, like one time, I was out in the parking lot

Trying to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil

jag 9

Joined Nov 2025

Posted 10 months ago

When i see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself.

LearnCrow 30

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 10 months ago

Originally posted by jag 9 10 months ago

When i see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself.

So I, I say to him, I say, "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"

jag 9

Joined Nov 2025

Posted 10 months ago

Originally posted by LearnCrow 30 10 months ago

So I, I say to him, I say, "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"

And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes, "Nooo, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw!" So i did.

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