Let's sing "Albuquerque" by Weird Al Yankovic ...
Doux
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 11 months ago
It was driving me crazy! i said to my mom i said
LearnCrow
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 11 months ago
Hey, mom! What’s up with all the sauerkraut?
masterminer176
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 11 months ago
And my dear sweet Mother she just looked at me like a cow looks at an Oncoming Train.
lolziee
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 11 months ago
and she leaned right down next to me
LearnCrow
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 11 months ago
And she said…
Doux
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 11 months ago
ITS GOOD FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
AverageGameMemer
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 11 months ago
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
LearnCrow
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 11 months ago
And force-fed me nothing but SAUERKRAUT till I was 26 and a half years old
Doux
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 11 months ago
Thats when i swore that someday.
AverageGameMemer
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 11 months ago
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place