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LearnCrow 27

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 1 week ago

Originally posted by jag 9 1 week ago

And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes, "Nooo, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw!" So i did.

And then he gets all indignant on me!

jag 9

Joined Nov 2025

Posted 1 week ago

He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic!"

jag 9

Joined Nov 2025

Posted 1 week ago

Well that's just great! How was i supposed to know that?! I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud!

LearnCrow 27

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 1 week ago

Originally posted by jag 9 1 week ago

Well that's just great! How was i supposed to know that?! I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud!

Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname, Torso-Boy! So what's he complaining about?

Dew 12

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 1 week ago

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote. This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three days

LearnCrow 27

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 1 week ago

Originally posted by Dew 12 1 week ago

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote. This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three days

Well, I knew what he meant, but just to be funny... I took a big bite out of his jugular vein!

jag 9

Joined Nov 2025

Posted 1 week ago

And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And i'm like, "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"

LearnCrow 27

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 1 week ago

Originally posted by jag 9 1 week ago

And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And i'm like, "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"

But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming!

LearnCrow 27

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 1 week ago

And I'm like, "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"

jag 9

Joined Nov 2025

Posted 1 week ago

You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation.

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