Let's sing "Albuquerque" by Weird Al Yankovic ...

LearnCrow 30

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 11 months ago

SO WE GOT MARRIED AND WE BOUGHT US A HOUSE AND HAD TWO BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN, NATHANIEL AND SUPER FLY!!

LearnCrow 30

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 10 months ago

Oh, we were so very very very happy

LearnCrow 30

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 10 months ago

aw yeah!!!

LearnCrow 30

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 10 months ago

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me...

She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
🎸🎸🎸🎸

LearnCrow 30

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 10 months ago

WOAAAAAAAAAH

LearnCrow 30

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 9 months ago

HOLD ON NOW BABY,

IM JUST NOT READY FOR THAT KIND OF A COMMITMENT

LearnCrow 30

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 9 months ago

So we broke up and I never saw her again, but that’s

JUST THE WAY THINGS GO

Scarb 30

Joined Jan 2025

Posted 9 months ago

IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE

LearnCrow 30

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 9 months ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE

LearnCrow 30

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 8 months ago

ANYWAY, THINGS REALLY STARTED LOOKING UP FOR ME!

(100TH REPLY!!)