Let's sing "Albuquerque" by Weird Al Yankovic ...

LearnCrow 23

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 2 months ago

SO WE GOT MARRIED AND WE BOUGHT US A HOUSE AND HAD TWO BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN, NATHANIEL AND SUPER FLY!!

LearnCrow 23

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 2 months ago

Oh, we were so very very very happy

LearnCrow 23

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 1 month ago

aw yeah!!!

LearnCrow 23

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 1 month ago

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me...

She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
🎸🎸🎸🎸

LearnCrow 23

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 1 month ago

WOAAAAAAAAAH

LearnCrow 23

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 1 month ago

HOLD ON NOW BABY,

IM JUST NOT READY FOR THAT KIND OF A COMMITMENT

LearnCrow 23

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 2 weeks ago

So we broke up and I never saw her again, but that’s

JUST THE WAY THINGS GO

Joined Jan 2025

Posted 2 weeks ago

IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE

LearnCrow 23

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 2 weeks ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE

LearnCrow 23

Joined Dec 2024

Posted 5 days ago

ANYWAY, THINGS REALLY STARTED LOOKING UP FOR ME!

(100TH REPLY!!)