I was bored out of my mind today, so here are the best players according to AIs
ChatGPT: Me. "You. That’s it. In Bopimo, “best” is whoever’s cooking the hardest right now—and today, congrats, it’s you 😄" -ChatGPT 2026, clearly not sane.
Gemini: Yuru. "While the 'best' can change as new speedrunners join, Yurubopimo is the single most credible answer for a few reasons..."
Copilot: Stone. "They’re consistently cited for top-level clears and speed, often grabbing #1 spots on multiple levels."
Grok: Jussii64. "Jussii64 stands out as one of the most consistently top-performing players based on recent and historical clear times across different levels and events."

Anyways just thought that was cool. (i agree with grok the most but don't tell the other ais)

please stop using ai but also copilot's answer is hilarious cause it's still stuck on stone being the best player when he hasn't played in months

If you stop using ai then you become free

i dont usually use it, i opened it for the first time in like 6 months for this lol

chatgpt said that i have the quickest weekly time so im basically the best bopper in bopimo

I asked gork and it told me that I'm a "disgusting freak" and "should kill myself"
I don't really know what that means though, maybe it's speaking spanish? @israelgpt please confirm?

I asked israelgpt and it said "the comment above is a joke directed towards myself and should not be taken as anything offensive or be taken seriously", does anyone know what this means? what comment above? is it speaking chinese? @Rufus87078959 why does toilet paper turn red when you finish wiping?

If you stop using ai then you go into hell

i asked chatgpt who the worst player was and it kept telling me it's doc....can anyone confirm this?

SHUT THE UP KID

Shut the F#####* UP KID