are you lonely?
do you just not have any friends?
are you looking to betray people?
are you looking for people to not want to be in the same airspace as you? (well i cant do that you freaking weirdo)

besides that, then look no further to ME!
i'll be your friend! completely free!
best friend forever! well maybe not best friend
this is not me seeking to fill my friend list totally yeah totally dont think about it

im too poor to get a free friend

two buddies. you only have two buddies. rofl

please be my friend i am lonely

Please I'm desperate

hhhhhhhhhh