Bopimo! desperately needs funding, and I think we all know that. So to help our FireCat, Isaiah, and John Bopimo!, I’ve compiled this list on reasons why Bopimo! Needs More Money.

1: bribe the johns from tmbg to advertise bopimo for a trillion dollars
2: firecat can I have 5 bucks
3: funding for the task force that eliminates all users who only talk on the forums and don’t do anything for bopimo (not me since I made the best level called bopimo xp farm)
4: so they can buy this item: 🧵 (get it it’s a thread)
5: bopimo tv show so bad it gets the entire game shut down
6: hire people to TAKE money from the moderators
7: give isaiah incentive to work on the website revamp (omg haha so leakpilled)
8: i want chocolate
9: revive Leon back from the dead
10: bribe Dylan M. Ezcha for a full Bopimo! X Ezcha Network crossover
11: buy koopa chocolate
12: pay the event team a few cents so they finish egg hunt 2026
13: koopa bopimo shirts but real
14: hire people to code bopimo because we want this game to become corporate slop (truworlds) and NOT stay as a fun small indie game
15: hire people to think of more ideas on why bopimo needs money
16: hire people to FIRE those guys
17: 38, ay, im like hey what’s up hello
18: red dead redemption crossover or something idk ive never played that game
19: official bopiMC server because the unofficial one died
20: silence my rivals (you know who you are)
21: hire people to continue this thread (again)
22: fire those people and get bopimo users to do it for free
23: sponsor bopimo youtube video creators (yuru)
24: funding to fix level file loading
25: make firecat put that one song on his SoundCloud into bopimo
26: bribe ANYONE to put farmhouse in the game please please please rat please
27: put bopimo ost on streaming and copyright strike anyone who uses it on youtube
28: make competitive bopimo gamemodes like Bopimo! Racing!
29: fund vault of secrets 2: return to the vault
30: cancel vault of secrets 2: return to the vault
31: get Ray William Johnson to play Bopimo! XP Farm… UNTIL!
32: BOPIMO PLUSHIES 🙏
33: KILL koopa bopimo
34: pay people to forget number thirty-three
35: advertise that schoolingsession is TOTD
36: leak the bopimo files
37: bribe the mods so that luke doesn’t beat me up
38: pay people to take this with a grain of salt since it’s all an obvious joke
39: money is uh umm erm ah uhmmm
40: Buy some better thread ideas for Bopimo Dot Com.

Thanks for listening to my thread. Tune in next week where I force Velvet to write an article about Bopimo! XP Farm!

YES this goes in the main thread channel because this is BOPIMO RELATED

I would eat koopa chocolate

NO I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

would be funny if Emirates did a sponsored event on Bopimo

i get paid 10x times below minimum wage

bopimo should be a video game button 👇

Do not give me ideas koopa

I AINT READIN ALLAT

I DO NOT WANT TO WRITE ABOUT Bopimo! XP Farm

Depends what country

Hire more professional moderators.