My name is Wokepa, and I am SINFUL.
It’s Pride Month, so THE DEVIL is back and ready to claim new victims for the Woke Mind Virus!
Spread, my disease! Wreak havoc upon the unwoke world of Neutral Bopimo!
I AM WOKEPA
Koopa
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 2 weeks ago
RiceBomb
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 2 weeks ago
hey they/them ri- i mean koopa
Scarb
Joined Jan 2025
Posted 1 week ago
I'm feeling a bit... WOKE!!!
Scarb
Joined Jan 2025
Posted 1 week ago
The Stages of WMV (Woke Mind Virus)
Stage 1: The victim starts to feel WOKE, as their eyes turn into the rainbow, commonly associated with the pride flag. If you see somebody at this stage, they can be hospitalized and make a full recovery in most cases. Call 911 and make sure they are quarantined.
(Victim may also occasionally wear a hat with the pride flag on it, or hold a pride flag in their hand.)
Stage 2: The victim could throw up at least once, but the puke would be rainbow instead of the normal green. If you see somebody at this stage, there is some helping them. Call 911 and make sure they are hospitalized.
Stage 3: Devil horns in the colors of the rainbow begin to form onto the victim. The WMV is starting to become severe. If you see somebody at this stage, there is little helping them. Call 911 and make sure they are quarantined.
Stage 4: The victim becomes fully woke, as their body turns into the colors of the rainbow. If you see somebody at this stage, there is no helping them. Call 911 and make sure they are quarantined.
Stage 1: The victim starts to feel WOKE, as their eyes turn into the rainbow, commonly associated with the pride flag. If you see somebody at this stage, they can be hospitalized and make a full recovery in most cases. Call 911 and make sure they are quarantined.
(Victim may also occasionally wear a hat with the pride flag on it, or hold a pride flag in their hand.)
Stage 2: The victim could throw up at least once, but the puke would be rainbow instead of the normal green. If you see somebody at this stage, there is some helping them. Call 911 and make sure they are hospitalized.
Stage 3: Devil horns in the colors of the rainbow begin to form onto the victim. The WMV is starting to become severe. If you see somebody at this stage, there is little helping them. Call 911 and make sure they are quarantined.
Stage 4: The victim becomes fully woke, as their body turns into the colors of the rainbow. If you see somebody at this stage, there is no helping them. Call 911 and make sure they are quarantined.
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