i see people doing these weird q&a things on the forums sometimes so i'm gonna shamelessly jump on the trend

ask me things or i report you to firecat

why are you so bald

male pattern baldness...........
it was a long and hard battle with it...... sadly it managed to prevail over me.........
i now wear my baldness not as a sign of defeat....... but one of resilience...............
i am still here despite my head being a mirror and i am proud of it........ i may not have defeated male pattern baldness...... but i have defeated the pain of being bald......... and that's one victory greater than defeating male pattern baldness could've ever brought me.........

inshallah GOD MADE 🙏🙏🙏🙏 I gyatt to respect this! 👨🦲👨🦲👨🦲👨🦲 saitama bald power 💯💯

are you velvet?

That's why u use minoxidil to prevent the baldness
#weneedmorehairsonBopimo!

can you stop being so awesome... you're taking away all the potential constellations from me

Why "Velvet"

would you be okay with a green bopimo

what would you do if he said yes would go

i have a silly goober character named velvet and i think the name is cooler than the username i use everywhere else, axel ottl (it's a pun on axolotl from when those were added to minecraft but i don't think it really fits me anymore)

i'll probably fully transition to velvet eventually