Let's play mafia! (250 COINS)
hollyleaf
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 1 week ago
i guess ill vote for 'ididnotstealyourtoast'
IDidNotStealUrToast
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 1 week ago
(IDidNotStealUrToast looked at the body, in horror.)
IDidNotStealUrToast: "OH EGADS- WHA- WHO'S DONE THIS?!"
(IDidNotStealUrToast got a call, and picked up the phone.)
IDidNotStealUrToast: "Hello? This is IDidNotStealUrToast, CEO of Toast Industries. Are you experiencing an issue with a product?"
???????? ???: "NO. I'VE BEEN CURIOUS ABOUT THIS WORLD. THESE INHABITANTS. THESE ANOMALIES. EVER SINCE DECEMBER 13TH, EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED... IF YOU WOULD WORK WITH ME, I COULD GIVE YOU CLUES TO HELP YOU WITH THIS... ASSASSINATION."
IDidNotStealUrToast: "Sir, I'm gonna ne-"
???????? ???: "GO TO THE COORDINATES 82, 46... YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO THERE."
(Click...)
IDidNotStealUrToast: "82, 46? Isn't that the location of Butter Dog Films?"
(One drive later...)
(IDidNotStealUrToast opens the door to the studio.)
IDidNotStealUrToast: "GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"
(IDidNotStealUrToast's hat flies away in the panic, causing IDidNotStealUrToast to run around the crime scene in an attempt to catch it. Eventually, a man with the name tag "Jonas" appears.)
Jonas: "Ey pal, you can't be 'ere! This is a crime scene! Actually, why are you hanging round these parts anyway? Boys, take 'em in for questioning!"
IDidNotStealUrToast: "Wait- sir-"
(One police investigation later... https://www.bopimo.com/levels/8246 )
IDidNotStealUrToast: "I can't believe hollyleaf did that... wait, if hollyleaf had the drive to kill Butter Dog, could they have killed crime too?"
(One drive to the police department later...)
"Mr. awesomeeduki, I have reason to believe that hollyleaf was responsible for the murder of Mr. crime."
IDidNotStealUrToast: "OH EGADS- WHA- WHO'S DONE THIS?!"
(IDidNotStealUrToast got a call, and picked up the phone.)
IDidNotStealUrToast: "Hello? This is IDidNotStealUrToast, CEO of Toast Industries. Are you experiencing an issue with a product?"
???????? ???: "NO. I'VE BEEN CURIOUS ABOUT THIS WORLD. THESE INHABITANTS. THESE ANOMALIES. EVER SINCE DECEMBER 13TH, EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED... IF YOU WOULD WORK WITH ME, I COULD GIVE YOU CLUES TO HELP YOU WITH THIS... ASSASSINATION."
IDidNotStealUrToast: "Sir, I'm gonna ne-"
???????? ???: "GO TO THE COORDINATES 82, 46... YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO THERE."
(Click...)
IDidNotStealUrToast: "82, 46? Isn't that the location of Butter Dog Films?"
(One drive later...)
(IDidNotStealUrToast opens the door to the studio.)
IDidNotStealUrToast: "GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"
(IDidNotStealUrToast's hat flies away in the panic, causing IDidNotStealUrToast to run around the crime scene in an attempt to catch it. Eventually, a man with the name tag "Jonas" appears.)
Jonas: "Ey pal, you can't be 'ere! This is a crime scene! Actually, why are you hanging round these parts anyway? Boys, take 'em in for questioning!"
IDidNotStealUrToast: "Wait- sir-"
(One police investigation later... https://www.bopimo.com/levels/8246 )
IDidNotStealUrToast: "I can't believe hollyleaf did that... wait, if hollyleaf had the drive to kill Butter Dog, could they have killed crime too?"
(One drive to the police department later...)
"Mr. awesomeeduki, I have reason to believe that hollyleaf was responsible for the murder of Mr. crime."
crime
Joined Nov 2025
Posted 1 week ago
yooo guys wassup im a ghost lowkey , boo , did i scare you guys
slug
Joined Nov 2025
Posted 1 week ago
Originally posted by
IDidNotStealUrToast
1 week ago
IDidNotStealUrToast: "OH EGADS- WHA- WHO'S DONE THIS?!"
(IDidNotStealUrToast got a call, and picked up the phone.)
IDidNotStealUrToast: "Hello? This is IDidNotStealUrToast, CEO of Toast Industries. Are you experiencing an issue with a product?"
???????? ???: "NO. I'VE BEEN CURIOUS ABOUT THIS WORLD. THESE INHABITANTS. THESE ANOMALIES. EVER SINCE DECEMBER 13TH, EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED... IF YOU WOULD WORK WITH ME, I COULD GIVE YOU CLUES TO HELP YOU WITH THIS... ASSASSINATION."
IDidNotStealUrToast: "Sir, I'm gonna ne-"
???????? ???: "GO TO THE COORDINATES 82, 46... YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO THERE."
(Click...)
IDidNotStealUrToast: "82, 46? Isn't that the location of Butter Dog Films?"
(One drive later...)
(IDidNotStealUrToast opens the door to the studio.)
IDidNotStealUrToast: "GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"
(IDidNotStealUrToast's hat flies away in the panic, causing IDidNotStealUrToast to run around the crime scene in an attempt to catch it. Eventually, a man with the name tag "Jonas" appears.)
Jonas: "Ey pal, you can't be 'ere! This is a crime scene! Actually, why are you hanging round these parts anyway? Boys, take 'em in for questioning!"
IDidNotStealUrToast: "Wait- sir-"
(One police investigation later... https://www.bopimo.com/levels/8246 )
IDidNotStealUrToast: "I can't believe hollyleaf did that... wait, if hollyleaf had the drive to kill Butter Dog, could they have killed crime too?"
(One drive to the police department later...)
"Mr. awesomeeduki, I have reason to believe that hollyleaf was responsible for the murder of Mr. crime."
Shut up pleasr
IDidNotStealUrToast
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 1 week ago
Originally posted by
slug
1 week ago
look im just trying to keep things a little cinematic.
nickels
Joined Dec 2024
Posted 1 week ago
i didnt kill anyone
awesomeeduki
Joined Nov 2025
Posted 1 week ago
mafia can vote